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Courtesy the sixty four year old married poet of of Perkiomen Valley, Pennsylvania.
Sorry madam - fur any dupe la kit, butta bony transmission took so dog gone long that precautionary tree measure (n one that possibly induced nausea), this doodling character from mad max matrix only wanted tubby sure his palaver of utter drivel usurped your valuable time, n perhaps even induce a deep sleep. a prince of course will need to gallop upon a pure white stead and kiss those rosy lips and awaken ye from the deep comatose like sleep. any chance such a candidate could be this here laughable pawn broker? friendship always welcomed by me (a devout atheist, capitalist, boo dissed, ethicist, fatalist, generalist, humanist, iconoclast, jurist, linguist, minimalist, naturalist, opportunist, et cetera... Now just sit back n enjoy this erotic persiflage without any intent 4 dis hea scribe to offer the following playful badinage NOT 2 anger, demean, enrage, fuel gastronomical heaves, instigate mean, nor ooze quaking ugly yuck.
A y bum
the latter donned scraggly beard
chock full o crumb
and matter of fact happened
2 be deaf and dumb
considered mutant ninja turtle from
somewhere over candy colored rainbow
awash with Star Wars chew back ha gum
whereby munchkins babbled
while a nearby brook did hum
a song of sixpence a pocket
full of (shh...I best remain mum)
lest I disrupt coital cavorting consort,
though standing erect
causes me 2 feel uncomfortably numb
with warm prickly sensations
like ant hun kneed wiener schnitzel
thrust inside mossy tuft squishy puss
akin to a juicy ova ripe plum
dripping with fluid from jammed rose
colored axle little rodman,
yet tangier than rum,
and onions but...oh might tasty
when trickling down thy tum yum!
An excitement surges thru me
knowing the missus could arise
any moment from her siesta
but wanton lust and suppressed consummation
of intercourse for countless years
yours truly decries.
Come thee fair lassies befriend obtuse lad whose playful antics with words drive sane people mad the mildest rebuke makes me feel sad. Forsooth prejudice overlooks worthy trait personal quest for knowledge never seems 2 satiate but incessant fascination with learning my source 2 motivate. Elusive female search a life-long goal prompted this ump teen classified electronic poll communicating desire 4 stimulation of body, mind and soul.
Sophisticated dialogue might rouse the heart n serve as litmus test 2 jump-start what might develop into as mutual of Omaha counterpart.
I put little faith and stock 2 acquire women who can roll n rock n continue 2 replay that scenario of some new kid on the block.
Cull of the wild doth bring
me back 2 air human pang
with pleasant dreams
sojourning truthfully
with some lil thang perchance
during new year we can sing
Auld Lang with angels
flapping a wing.
Pardon moi premature ejaculation, but shall we pursue such a seminal moment 4 a friendship based on genuine motives that stir within these loins. Let us embrace call o the wild n reap peat ted lee sow (quaker) oats in an effort 2 continue the race of Homo Sapiens. Since the origin of Man/Womankind roamed the planet countless hundreds of thousands and/or millions of years ago, this animal, carnal, external goal heaved.
I wish 2 know and (pardon moi french) f*ck
an inner quest that doth ring true
not necessarily just 2 hammer n screw
but also 2 learn what ye rue
sentimental thoughts
that line up in a mental curl e queue
as phallus like Pinocchio nose grew,
whereby female friendship
far between and few regrets
perhaps travails brew.
This beginning 2 get know a veritable stranger always freighted with the locomotive of so much difficulty. I write from personal experience, n try 2 avoid setting myself up 4 disappointment by refraining from beer lee barreling along a one track mine set into the damp dark funnel shaped miniature tunnel of love making scaling rugged heights of x2c. Before armageddon tocsin bell doth ring let us erotically frolic n excitedly sing no matter we might e'en enjoy an unzippered fly by knight ongoing summer, fall, winter, n spring night fling tasty as a creme drake filled yodel ring ding the praises of depravity, heathenism n that orgiastic feeling sex does bring. Sexual fantasies now whir no time like the present 2 throw caution and release from penile bone er pent up animal urges that stir 2 arouse, caress, fondle, hug et cetera each fiery erogenous zone which manual n oral stimulation hopes 2 affect ye to pleasantly murmur. Meister rhymester awaits... as he master baits ha - 4 labial billeted n barred window gates. Text me lately whether the hours large or small per late at night and i will reciprocate in kind when the dawn of day does light dissolving dark shadows viz edge of night from lunar rays sans approaching eve o dawn akin 2 chariots' sans fire fight etched by a trial burning bright.
