Rock ribbed dogmatic secular humanist

Spirit and sponsor sane sexagenarian scribe (and his spouse) to a Utopian country

He seeks (in tandem with the missus)
legal asylum in Canada...

New Brunswick, Newfoundland,
Nova Scotia, et cetera,
or any other socially
progressive European country,

and seriously ponders said scheme
to exit (stage door left) living social
within these United States,

when four score

plus days and seven minutes
from today November 19, 2024...

signals implementation of Project 2025:

Anyway said fantastical idea
to escape a worse fate
than the wrath of Kong
and dismemberment of vital
social security disability services I receive,

Medicare, and electronic benefit transfer
videlicet an electronic system
that allows state welfare departments
to issue benefits
via a magnetically encoded payment card
used in the United States.

No matter above iterated illusory pipe...

Byte size food begets best bedeviled benefits

re: visited today April 9th 2023

and revisited November 18, 2024

Way before aye knew

the name Fletcherism applied
family and friends would

(tongue in cheek) chide

tummy uncommonly (recherché) atypical dyed

ded if the letter “y” one did elide

in the wool feeding and/or slaking thirst guide

did precepts sans hungry

deaf eating beast impossible to hide

(the ferocious growling harassing imp -

armed to the figurative teeth ready to pounce

viz casus belli sans reeling off

a pseudo say id dish us vicious jeremiad

me, this unrepentant conscientious masticator,

who re: lied

on self control unbeknownst
to this pumpkin eater
(me not named Peter)

unwittingly followed

the basic tenet of Fletcherism - custom made

modus operandi vis a vis exercising ok...

Hooray for Captain Spaulding...

though he played only a cameo role
helping me secure corrective eyewear I sport

mucho gratitude to all parties involved

including the missus,
cuz she needed to shuttle me
to and from hither and yon,
wherever I needed to go,

cuz entire bill paid
(including thorough examinations and lenses -
the frames repurposed

from one used many moons ago)
courtesy AETNA Medicare Advantra

in tandem with superb

ocular optometrist Doctor Paul Halpern,
that would be an unpaid for plug
touting outstanding kickass knowhow
insync with his offbeat good humor
without making a spectacle of himself.

Many insightful revolutionary breakthroughs
linkedin to gamut of intelligent people,
whose exhaustive mental,
physical and spiritual efforts
witnessed visually impaired
(shortsightedness affected wo...

Black and blue boo boo bruises courtesy hurled Bobo box

No matter I sustained multiple contusions about the face and neck and minor head concussion after the missus tossed an unopened box of five apple pie stuff'd oat bites in my direction (what got whisked - as clocked by yours truly at lightspeed), nevertheless (whew), no permanent damage prevailed regarding the cherished goods.

While recuperating in the hospital bed,

I decided to craft incident report,

(yet refuse to implicate the missus)
quickly letting fingers
skitter across keyboard
couched with divine intervention,

cuz yours truly nearly got declared dead,

thus the following words quickly typed
before creative juices fled
despite skeptical readers,

who might immediately deduce
that I rightly ought to be
declared out of my talking head
thankful caring empowered

stalwart connections qua invaluable friends

gifted with emergency li...

When urinating into the toilet bowl...

yours truly (me) could not help but notice
while living social at various residences
within Montgomery County, Pennsylvania
the following described phenomena
actually observed quite some time ago

maybe back during
my carefree boyhood days of yore

that the uncontrollable spurt
analogous to a golden arch
of micturition arcing
toward parts unknown
(frequently missing the target altogether,

and wetting the seat
subsequently displeasing the next person
more often than not the missus,
who sits upon wet porcelain goddess)

initially issuing from out

my diminutive male member,
(even when fully erect,
no longer than
a small walking stick
for a lucky leprechaun),

when said jet stream
makes splashy contact

affecting fountainhead into pissoir,
whereby a bathroom
tchotchke of At...

Come join me in spirit if not in body...

regarding my resumption of daily/nightly constitutional

I accompany my dark shadow...
(many hours before edge of night,

where twilight zone evokes night gallery),

and resumed walking a circuit

around perimeter of parking lot

today, a breezy temperate

twenty fifth of April two thousand
and twenty two, and perhaps
if regularly habituate myself
to said stroll physical endeavors
may one day find me to cantor or trot.

Yours truly realized modus operandi

to kombat (mortal) lethargy;

last year, he did stride rite
around resident parking lot area
(here at Highland Manor apartments)

then usually at approximately

19:00 hours each day

casually bumbling and ambling
one lap after another

counting one hundred and one,

one hundred and two,
one hundred and three....

I aim to live in the here (ahem hair) and now...

despite entrenched familiar
obsessive compulsive disorder behavior

distracting me courtesy
countless what if scenarios,

particularly before undergoing

voluntary drastic makeover

as iterated in a previous poem,

and briefly recounted here

as foregoing Samson personification
now please don't blame Delilah!

Once the decision made
(two weeks ago
September twenty fifth

two thousand and twenty four)
to finally liberate yours truly (me)
(cue the following
Jean Jacques Rousseau quote)

"Man is born free but everywhere is in chains"
accommodating torture chamber
ala complex edifice,
(albeit invisible) erection

as tangible substitution
for undersized male member
(Sigmund Freud would be smiling)
heavily weighing down mine psyche
from harried st...

I stand proud with pride...

exuding suave debonair air
plus head and shoulders taller
(than the empire state building -
hey what's a little hyperbole, eh?)
since September eleventh
two thousand and twenty four,
which date marked a major change
(yes folks - more important
than getting married)

during threescore and five years
incorporating mein kampf
voluntarily (and without bribery,
but with liberty and justice for all)
to maintain a scheduled appointment
at Salon Nova,
an upscale hair cutting/styling boutique
located at 377 W Ridge Pike A,
Limerick, Pennsylvania 19468.

This recently unkempt
aging married sexagenarian
and solitudinarian sultan of swing
long haired pencil neck geek
self adopted behavior modification
particularly regarding maintaining
personal hygiene of mine
woke as if from somnambulant state...

Autumnal equinox occurrence 2024

I riff flecked about thee August

Autumn Equinox 2024,

this polymath learned

fall Equinox will be Sunday,

September 22, 2024, at 8:43?AM,

in Northern Hemisphere

Eastern Daylight Time,

which spoiler alert thy

learned wordsmith (courtesy Google),

when (Our Sun) Welles
(exemplary Citizen Kane)

crosses celestial equator

i.e. (imaginary line in sheltering sky
above Earth's Equator

from north to south),

a barley detectable

quiet rye hit moment occurs.
 

Eyesore fissured gash – wide,

where survival of fittest futilely tried
to the max, videre licet (courtesy

badass foo fighting
beastie boys of Homo sapiens)

offended beholden hidebound

contractual obligation reneged

wedded bliss to the other,

alarming, blaring, and clanging

Happy two thousand twenty fourth birthday Autumn - September twenty second

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Despite twittering, uber
sputtering kickstarting lyft
onset of cool weather
argh, another brief daily spate
re: forecasting blistering,
nauseating, sweltering...
ninety degree plus Fahrenheit
temperature forecast
(along eastern seaboard)
courtesy mister summer,
who wi...