I think I found the keys to life, I left them in the refrigerator when I was looking for my keys. I was gassed up though, lactose intolerant and still spitting milky game. I was out of my element. I was spewing copper when I should have been smelting gold.
This was no ordinary door and these were no ordinary keys. I wanted to heal the world but I really had to ask what was in it for me. If you are not being just a little selfish, you are not really doing anything. So if that is the case, be a lot selfish and then come back and find the world.
You will realize that you never really missed anything but you actually found yourself.