Into the Sturm und Drang fueled maelstrom

Into the Sturm und Drang fueled maelstrom

Otherwise titled – my poetic impressions of Helene
 

All la names bespeaking deity froom
Noah Mo' Room India Arc
of Covenant to crypt tick Blood
(sweat and tears)
of San Gennaro devout wowed,
and/or Turin shroud

bullishly, consonantly, demonstrably,

desperately, faintly, glumly,

yet plaintively, muttered aloud,

no evading the steadily avowed

atheist approaching COSMO funnel
(dumb mental) stormy dan yell cloud,
cuz far as the eye could see -
at least by this Beatle browed

bipedal hominid (north, south,
east, and west), the conical, demoniacal,

and elliptically endowed
sky high reversed cone, bow wowed
wailing 10,000 maniacs +
same number of banshees

wove weft and white
across wide whirled web
whereat, the black vortex

vacuumed ever...

Unorthodox nonestablismentarian epitome

Describes celibate bent aegis.
Mein kampf illustrates gravitas.

Underdog muted lest intimidation

think bully brandishing fist in my face

threatening to buzzfeed me
a brassy knuckle sandwich.

While breezily reading Judy Bloom,
(whose material geared
toward young adult)
book titled Blubber - published in 1974,
(which year found yours truly - me
undergoing amazing transition
classified as puberty)
bemoaned childhood's end - id est mine
interestingly enough romanticized boyhood

livingsocial within Lake Woebegone

(way before Garrison Keillor
named said fictitious town),

purely swiftly tailored

harried styled fabrication,

although that first decade

found torturous growing up years
more so courtesy
self exclusion from reindeer games,
thus during lunch or recess<...

Dump Trump - The demagogue Hitler reincarnate!

Countdown to Armageddon
precariously, lugubriously, hellaciously,
and deleteriously hinges

potential apocalypse now outcome,
mere smattering weeks away

if the brazen, fierce-some
amazing dragon doth don

trumps presidential throne -

ships with whistling
Dixie missiles at bay

will be synchronized

with aerial bombardiers

to parlay a view to unleash
nuclear weapons on cue

destroying a vast swath
of flora and fauna,

and most life forms
(inn oh cent), but pay hefty due

to assuage the aggressively cruel, enjoyably

growling at his goalie indubitably

kickmindset
worse than dengue fever will ensue

a combustible domino effect
fueling global horror –
turning everything into ashes
as mushrom cloud grew

analogous to kindling tinder logs smoke<...

Literate lettered latitudinarian looms larger than life

I feel honored, and flattered to acquaint myself (a married youthful looking sexagenarian solitudinarian from southeastern Montgomery County, Pennsylvania), yet feel awkward at jump/kick starting a rapport.

Literate lettered latitudinarian looms larger than life

Presents the following slapdash
higglety-pigglety bupkis, whereby reader
experiences being mentally hogtied
perusing pseudo poetic perambulation
devoid of sense and sensibility
welcoming character assassination
concerning pride and prejudice
of yours truly (me),
who merely strung together
words sharing "arian"

as their last five letters
for no particular rhyme nor reason
quite aware that forced gobbledygook
underwrites storied reputation
of unnamed aspiring author
cramming nonsense linkedin
jibber-jabber hodgepodge fashion
deplorable basketed mumbo jumbo

Will wonders never cease!?

Alternately titled: Last of the fluff
belonging to a Mohican
Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe.

Any resemblance between said unnamed individual
and living persons purely coincidental.

Scads of decades back in the day,
not since this sexagenarian baby boomer
happened to be approximately
three and a half decades deep,
into his freshman year at college,
the word haircut
just re:entered his vocabulary
at the expense of unfairly
subjecting innocent bystanders
slipping and sliding along oil slicks

dripping off the bedraggled

locks of mein haar
(veritable strangers in a strange land -
plus medical practitioners such as:
optometrist, otolaryngologists, internists, et cetera)
wore latex gloves when their hands
forced to make contact
with living and breathing biohazard
namely videre licet
greasy...

The humble roach -

Survival of one wreath speck table insect,
(poll ease pod din me Elmer Fudd speak)
thus earning hardy laurels
nsync with inxs of standing kudos
ranking as bajillion year old species
scientific name: Periplaneta americana
(Linnaeus) Insecta: Blattodea: Blattidae)
throve for more than 300 million years,
not surprisingly they constitute
one of the oldest groups of insects on the earth.

Longevity of twittering, skittering,
and buzzfeeding critters survival
witnessed their collective essence being gifted
with best in class adaptation techniques
particularly with debut appearance of naked ape
slowly evolving into modern (wo)man,
(after God - somewhat cagily
took a rib from Adam),
who when not resembling a rolling stone,
nor asking sympathy for the devil
furiously drove beasts of burden
into dire straits down to the waterline.
...

I feel in führer rated and envious...

entrapped within webbed wide world

weft as a rump pulled stilts skein

at warp speed exhibiting
my heroic trumpian wiles

cuz he (johnny come lately) a then
exemplary hedonist, narcissist,
and polygamist dons

comical, farcical, illogical, lunatical...

offal dolled up endearing guise,

when inconvenient truth broached

particularly determining paternity,
no matter countless progeny sport windblown

swiftly tailored mimicked
matted coiffure of mine

resembling hirsute trademark

of appalling though
revered forty fifth president,

nevertheless harried hair styles
in tandem with fabrications riles
the madding crowd - myself included

into frenzied orgasmic state,
no matter yours truly upholds
voluntary penitential platonic
marital modus operandi
suddenly as one celibate sexage...

By George (burn hing* hard), I Shaw tried to be a stinking playwright

offers his unsolicited tidbits
as scene courtesy
the following virtually
staged philosophical insight.

Arch back like

a professional ballet dancer

to stand out from other pedestrian applicants

seeking to fill my well-worn shoes

that fit my little feet.

Illuminate your soul

via modest communication

sans toe tilly tubular sole full insight

acquired thru being apprenticed

with storied prestigious law firm

of Anne Culle, Achilles Heale,

and Marathon Nike.

Keep your nose to the academic grindstone

despite the temptation

to appropriate the international family business

and graduation with supreme accolades

from one unnamed famous father.

He forsook frivolity per his peers

in exchange for a stock reputation

of g...

The emotional, mental and spiritual fallout courtesy Colt Gray

Apalachee High School,

located in Winder, Georgia

witnessed an active shooter,
whereby the alleged lone gunman
(actually just a teenager of fourteen years)
killed four people and injured nine more
the latter hospitalized with injuries
after a shooting Wednesday
(June 4th, 2024) morning.

His (the lad who pulled the trigger
on the firearm – an AR platform-style gun)
father and mother must be held culpable,

and similar to the slain victims
surviving kith and kin
probably experience immense grief
(at least I would hope).

Yours truly (me),
a married sexagenarian and proud papa,
whose two grown daughters;

a twenty five old, lives in Bend, Oregon
and eldest - almost twenty six months
her kid sister's senior
resides within bucolic Ithaca, New York,
whereby he himself
d...

Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum

The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the many German immigrants who moved there. Many Americans may not be aware that Gesundheit is a German word, or even what it means.

Contrary ro popular belief, I experience sneezing fits

every now and again (like right nah... nah... mah now,
but cannot attribute sternutation linkedin to any known allergens).

An infinitesimal slight speck tickled nostril follicle – activated
via an itty bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger than a mole
luck yule set in motion a chain reaction, whence mine sensitive
proboscis honker (a wheeze hilly little bridged fine tuned pug
nose aroma sensor), got unexpectedly in gauged (in holy matt
trim mo’ knee) to achew, and eschew pledging troth (in favor
of hanky-panky) found this chap feeling phlegmatic despite
an e...