I have been with my spouse for over 25 years
The key to our union is a delicate balance of expectations and fears
We have been in a constant state of conflict since the day we first met
Courtship is a battle, full of wins, losses, and regret
Comprise, doing and saying things against our will
Administering a tail of potions and poisons by elixir or pill
Daily battles make up wars, decades in length
No matter the reason, limit compromise and negotiate from a position of strength!
Sharing a bed is a tug of war of pillows and sheets
Silent struggles, the loser is the one who first speaks!
The best advice that I can share, regarding the cause of the most common marital strain
Is to declare war on the thermostat, I know it might sound insane!
But chances are that you and your most significant boo
Can never agree on exactly what to do
When the seasons change and it goes from hot to cool
'Don’t you dare touch that dial, put another sweater on fool!
You’d better put on some socks, slippers, gloves, and a hat
Before you even think of cranking up that $&%#+!? thermostat!'