Hooray for Captain Spaulding...

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Alias Adobe Jenson Albertus Aldus here

wed Alexandria (Algerian, an all around
American Typewriter gal) scattershot
with Antiqua ancestry, she told me
after I Aster while Aurora Borealis
 

shimmered overhead, while temporarily
embarking on long day's
journey into night
("yule Jean," I uttered
for no particular reason,
while taking a knee).

Upon spontaneous spur of moment
(not prematurely ejaculated)
whim we pledged our troth
courtesy local Justice of the peace

at a pitstop named Baskerville

renown for landmark Bell

designed by Georg Belwe

in collaboration with inscription
by poet and cleric Pietro Bembo.

Whatsapp parent tis obvious influence
upon Berkeley Old Style,

plus subtle nuances difficult to discern,
nonetheless affecting one
...

Unitarian Church returnee

After a hiatus of countless years
plus an additional
almost three months
since a major makeover,
(I experienced the magic
wrought courtesy
a bonafide big hearted
beautician at Salon Nova
located in beautiful
downtown Limerick, Pennsylvania

to render my straggly long hair
cut about twelve inches shorter),
whereby a mensch looked back at me,
a gorgeous reflection mirror reflection
yours truly returned to the mecca
Thomas Paine would feel right at home,
and surprisingly enough
a small number of attendees
at said name sake Unitarian Fellowship
nevertheless recognized me,

(and remembered my late mother
Harriet Harris,who passed away
twenty years ago come May 5th, 2025)
ushering yours truly courtesy older,
yet nevertheless familiar faces
while jesters tumbled and unrolled figurative
Sc...

GENESIS RESPLENDENT

Verdant pastoral themes billow and flow

across this terra firma hallowed ground

made sanctimonious

from immaculate mother Earth conception

synchronized in a symphony with terrestrial

fauna and flora which life forms abound

via natural laboratory called nature

especially at the seasonal dawn of spring tide

where multitudinous existence can be found

carving out a figurative zoological niche

in a kaleidoscope of colors and sounds galore

idyllic melodic musical sounds

artist palette of rainbow blended sights

which twin manifestations

of restorative and natural calm

assuage auditory and

visual sense pleasures respectively

serve as psychic balm

against global threat

of life, liberty and happiness triage psalm

rampant in the form of diabolical deliberate deeds

bred in the soil of ...

Ah... methinks I could sleep forever

Basking in a supine position
with eyes wide shut
while the space heater churns out
fast moving molecules of heat
solitudinarian drowsy thinker fêted
by miniature fantasy
of tropical island paradise
accompanying and populating slumber
courtesy flickering, mesmerizing,
undulating barenaked native nymphs

tricked out as miniscule floaters
drifting across field of vision
striking atavistic memories,
where yours truly revels
within toasty warm bedroom
succumbing into deep sleep
resurrecting dormant primal hallucinations
redolent of Neanderthal forebears,
who huddled around the hearth
lo and behold discovery

evident after eldest sister of Harris tribe,
videre licet raw bits of genetic material
submitted saliva specimen
to 23andMe
since shut down by the FDA
because of the said
comp...

Two days hence from today, I Mourn slain Beatle John Lennon

assassinated at 10:50 PM,
on December 8, 1980
forty four years later to date
outside The Dakota Apartment,
(also known as the Dakota Apartments),
located at 1 West 72nd Street
in New York City, U.S.

After Mark David Chapman
unloaded five bullets in the back
with a .38 special revolver,
that son of a gun got his quarryman
and became eligible for parole
in 2000 after serving only 20 years
since said murderer felled legend:
he pulled the trigger of his firearm
at point blank range
brutally killing the most successful
singer/songwriter in history,

(whose collaboration with Paul McCartney)
bestowed double fantasy
and rendered instant karma
echoing his oft repeated refrain
across the universe
for the benefit of Mister Kite
"All we are saying is give peace a chance,"
a lyric from the song<...

Spirit and sponsor sane sexagenarian scribe (and his spouse) to a Utopian country

He seeks (in tandem with the missus)
legal asylum in Canada...

New Brunswick, Newfoundland,
Nova Scotia, et cetera,
or any other socially
progressive European country,

and seriously ponders said scheme
to exit (stage door left) living social
within these United States,

when four score

plus days and seven minutes
from today November 19, 2024...

signals implementation of Project 2025:

Anyway said fantastical idea
to escape a worse fate
than the wrath of Kong
and dismemberment of vital
social security disability services I receive,

Medicare, and electronic benefit transfer
videlicet an electronic system
that allows state welfare departments
to issue benefits
via a magnetically encoded payment card
used in the United States.

No matter above iterated illusory pipe...

Byte size food begets best bedeviled benefits

re: visited today April 9th 2023

and revisited November 18, 2024

Way before aye knew

the name Fletcherism applied
family and friends would

(tongue in cheek) chide

tummy uncommonly (recherché) atypical dyed

ded if the letter “y” one did elide

in the wool feeding and/or slaking thirst guide

did precepts sans hungry

deaf eating beast impossible to hide

(the ferocious growling harassing imp -

armed to the figurative teeth ready to pounce

viz casus belli sans reeling off

a pseudo say id dish us vicious jeremiad

me, this unrepentant conscientious masticator,

who re: lied

on self control unbeknownst
to this pumpkin eater
(me not named Peter)

unwittingly followed

the basic tenet of Fletcherism - custom made

modus operandi vis a vis exercising ok...

Hooray for Captain Spaulding...

though he played only a cameo role
helping me secure corrective eyewear I sport

mucho gratitude to all parties involved

including the missus,
cuz she needed to shuttle me
to and from hither and yon,
wherever I needed to go,

cuz entire bill paid
(including thorough examinations and lenses -
the frames repurposed

from one used many moons ago)
courtesy AETNA Medicare Advantra

in tandem with superb

ocular optometrist Doctor Paul Halpern,
that would be an unpaid for plug
touting outstanding kickass knowhow
insync with his offbeat good humor
without making a spectacle of himself.

Many insightful revolutionary breakthroughs
linkedin to gamut of intelligent people,
whose exhaustive mental,
physical and spiritual efforts
witnessed visually impaired
(shortsightedness affected wo...

Black and blue boo boo bruises courtesy hurled Bobo box

No matter I sustained multiple contusions about the face and neck and minor head concussion after the missus tossed an unopened box of five apple pie stuff'd oat bites in my direction (what got whisked - as clocked by yours truly at lightspeed), nevertheless (whew), no permanent damage prevailed regarding the cherished goods.

While recuperating in the hospital bed,

I decided to craft incident report,

(yet refuse to implicate the missus)
quickly letting fingers
skitter across keyboard
couched with divine intervention,

cuz yours truly nearly got declared dead,

thus the following words quickly typed
before creative juices fled
despite skeptical readers,

who might immediately deduce
that I rightly ought to be
declared out of my talking head
thankful caring empowered

stalwart connections qua invaluable friends

gifted with emergency li...

When urinating into the toilet bowl...

yours truly (me) could not help but notice
while living social at various residences
within Montgomery County, Pennsylvania
the following described phenomena
actually observed quite some time ago

maybe back during
my carefree boyhood days of yore

that the uncontrollable spurt
analogous to a golden arch
of micturition arcing
toward parts unknown
(frequently missing the target altogether,

and wetting the seat
subsequently displeasing the next person
more often than not the missus,
who sits upon wet porcelain goddess)

initially issuing from out

my diminutive male member,
(even when fully erect,
no longer than
a small walking stick
for a lucky leprechaun),

when said jet stream
makes splashy contact

affecting fountainhead into pissoir,
whereby a bathroom
tchotchke of At...