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A minuscule might each separate human, and even collectively
(the entire race of mankind) no match for planetary dynamics
contrasted with mega million times made wrestling match with Gaia.
A no brainer asper the winner of strengths contested against each other.
Hands down (fifty four), the catastrophic, fantastic, intrinsic, lyric,
opportunistic, rhapsodic, universalistic yawping zapped by terrestrial
squeezes quirky vagaries cooly whipped extant upon planet Earth.
Natural magnitude of indiscriminate, merciless, climatologically,
meteorologically, terrestrially powerful super storms could wreak
upon hapless humans came to pass, when a mother ***ing monster
maelstrom, (the mother of all earthquakes, hurricanes and tornados
rolled into one demonic decreed debacle) foisted upon entire
Thirteen Colonies, with especial manifold more vehemence
(anthropological application essentially resurrecting mindset
of superstitious forebears), within quadrant of Montgomery County
i.e. southeastern sector of nook within keystone state.
I sought shelter from unforgivable heavens! This hovel (at 324
West Railroad Avenue) just by a fluke, I stumbled amidst fallen
timbers (or perchance creosote covered beams from centuries
in past), nonetheless provided significant protection as natural cave.
With time to ponder and stray thoughts, this coveted, forged,
and inner labyrinth, the most ideal hole in the ground. Perhaps
(the following whimsical notion generally referenced to beginning
of sentence) occupied by some Cro-Magnon, Geico, Lucy,
or distant primate. Yours truly felt impetus to sing sotto voce
in praise of destiny guiding me to securely safe regal atrium,
as calm before storm. The firmament snapped, cracked and popped
as subterranean continental shifting collisions furiously lanced,
strong armed, and shook solid surface of Earth as if uber
rock hard café forced to adopt a fluid state, analogous whereby
a gigantic global size beast applying alchemy to transform solid
bedrock into undulating groundswell. Winds howled respectively
like the ens presaging onset of a combination monster
hurricane and tornado. A radius of countless miles would be
sheared, pulverized, and exorcised. Devastation signature
of wreckage tattooed as cleft chasms akin to a palette or
slate wiped clean. Though soundly safe linkedin within crevasse,
could offer no inkling asper extent, or how extant this blitzkrieg
bombardment bedeviled banded animals including Homo sapiens.
As the violently unbridled, torturously screaming, and uproariously
quaking every object (whether designed by evolution, or contrived
from creative minds of entrepreneurs, and vaguely alluded
to earlier in this story), could not withstand incessant pummeling.
This explained cacophonous ear splitting crashing. The furious
wrath unleashed by tectonic processes humbled me, but also
beguiled, fascinated, and justified nothing ever witnessed
captivated delight, enlightened flight or galvanized a height
becoming awesomely transfixed. Despite being bereft of
adequate water, food, or warm clothing, the performance
to view total siege combatant outclassed any feast for the senses.
The day after, a necessary modus operandi would need to be instituted.
Great swaths of United States, this jack hammered imitation
(multiplied by powers beyond comprehension), hurtled heftily
gargantuan fractals exacting damnation, condemnation, and
admonition for person listening to vitriol (regarding demolition,
eradication, and humiliation steeped over millennium, now
communicated vis a vis thru cleft fissures, a bonanza of what
to these myopic orbs represented an awesome paragon of raw beauty.
