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It happens every year the families all here

Why do they have to always pileup at my front door?

In my kitchen like it’s a store spilling red kool aid on my floor

It’s a freaking holiday not a family reunion

Damn I forgot to lock up my DVD’s and my CD’s

Nieces and nephews everywhere

My dog is running scared with a 2 year old on his tail

“Stop that

“Put that down”

“Hey you over there”

Here comes uncle Jerome wearing that cheap loud cologne

There’s aunt Betty singing that old rugged cross
When our souls were lost song I wish she would get lost

I wonder who’s going to hide the eggs this year?

"Don’t look my way I hid them last year"

Besides I dyed them yesterday its cold out there anyway

How about a change it might sound strange

Lets let them hunt inside this year

We can hide eggs under the couch and behind the chairs

Let’s scatter them throughout the house everywhere

Vision my nephews and my nieces tarring my house to pieces

Ok dumb idea rewind

Well I don't know who’s going to hide them this time

I’m going to sit back in my chair smoke this blunt
Drink my beer

Till I see a giant Easter bunny appear and start
Hiding some eggs up in here

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