I Miss You

CATEGORY

long distance

I miss you like….
….hair when I “Nair” it
...like a pirate with no parrot
…..like Bugs without his carrot
…. Like a Lieutenant with no merit

I miss you like….
…. Niyah misses the shower
…. Like New York misses the Towers
….. like a day with only 23 hours
…. Like a cake made with no flour

I miss you like…
….I miss the sun when it sets
...like a toddler misses a mess
… like Fievel misses Going West
…. Like a christian misses being blessed

I miss you like…
… the blind misses sight
…. Like a boxer misses the fight
…. Like the moon misses night
… like a midget misses height

I miss you like….
… a jock misses his strap
… like Rihannas vagina misses “The Clap”
….like a tree misses sap
…...like Saran misses Wrap

I miss you like…
A drunk misses his first morning sip
…. Like McGyver misses paper clips…
…like a dominatrix misses her whips
… like a stripper misses tips

I miss you every single day.
I miss you in every conceivable way
I just…. miss you and I have nothing more to say