Wize Says
If it hits you hit it back
If it doesn’t cooperate give it a smack
If its wrinkled iron it
If its lost find it
If it sees too much blind it
If it moves around bind it
If it talks too much get the duct
If its silent don’t interrupt
If you don’t possess it abduct it
If it owes you bill it
If it don’t pay up kill it
If you can’t carry it wheel it
If you want to read it write it
If you want to own it buy it
If you’re not sure try it
If the truth is too dangerous lie it
If a tree falls log it
If it cheats on your dog it
If it pulls a knife on you shoot it