I hate Christmas
Lights and trees
Christmas day and everything
Too much fuss
I want to cuss
Shop without
Pushing and shoving
Drawing names
Receiving something lame
Giving somthing by
Vera Wang
It’s out of hand
I hate candy canes
The smell of pine
Cloves and all spice
Old spice
Faithfully worn by grandpa
Damnly the whole bottle
Since I was a waddle
My best friend was my bottle
Traded it in for a flaming pen
To burn holes through bull