Listen up Shorty

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romance

She kept givin me her preferences for a dude, sayin she wanted 6'5, 240, a brotha who didnt mind tossin back a forty, chrome rims on the whip, a cat who could handle his ish against other enemies on his turf, she wanted that dude who could put her on and upgrade her status, I looked at shorty like she was trippin, cause I knew I aint even stand a chance, but as a real man, I knew I had to address her words and give her some insight, I told her I was cool on the height thing, cause this is ten foot poetry in a six foot one package, and my package is well enough to handle you, and boo, whether you realize it or not, we both the same size when we lay down, as for all this other ish, lemme put you up on game, see I'm not the type to chrome out my whip cause that aint gone do ish but put me at a higher risk of gettin my stuff stolen, see Im golden, more concerned about investing so that gold bars back up every dollar that I earn and chrome cant do that, so dont pay attention to those 24's, 26's and 28's, because I'm 28 and worth more than any wheels, no drink will enter my body, cause my joint is a temple, and I aint puttin nothin in it that's gone break down the walls of my bricks, cause being black, I'm already at risk for diabetes, HBP and HIV cause my women are unfortunately more than half of the carriers, so I encase my around a barrier that only my future wife can break down, cause I used to think hittin the most girls allowed me to wear a crown, yet it only made me look like a clown, as far as gettin down, yea I can do that very well, but lets dispell the notion of gettin one man off my turf cause last I checked, none of us own ish, and I aint on no gangbangin tip, cause who am I to tell another black brother he can't walk down the same streets I do, see white folks move next to each other and its coo, blacks move next to each other and we perceive it as a threat, and worse yet, we automatically think 90% of the time that the new kid on the block is tryin to set up shop and run the spot, so we take him out, thinkin we done cleared the block of our enemies, when the only thing we really did was contribute to the New World Order's population control, see as a whole we fail to control our own destiny, blamin outhers for our downfall, but yet we dont rise up for nothin, and as far as your status, you shouldn't rely on any man to make you look like the baddest, you are a black woman, the only creature that comes in multiple shades, you been around since before the Kemet days where you were labeled as Queens, so you should carry yourself as such, cause trust, all that glitters aint gold, and just cause you fit the mold of nice shape with a pretty face, does not mean you are a woman, it's everything that stands behind that, so when you learn to seperate all that, here's my number, you can call me then