You know what shorty, I got a serious confession to make, look, our time together has been great, but with the look on ya face, I can tell you pissed, and with this, I'm a just be straight up real with you, baby girl, I'm glad you caught me cheatin, I really am, now, I don't know bout any other man, but this man actually feels relief, lemme release you from your grief, and tell you exactly why I'm sayin what Im sayin, see, I'm glad you found the text messages from my ex, I realized you were precious, but I just stayed for the sex, and I thought hard about this, but I realized what's really important is that who is next, no matter who's girl she is, I thought I was chasing life and living for love, but I'm just hungry for sex and a nut, regardless of the meaning of love, see, you aint really deserve this, but you can pretty much blame it on the chicks that came before you, see when a was nice, I tried to show a girl every aspect of a man that she never seen, but my kindness didnt mean a damn thing to them, so I tried over and over again, to win the hearts of females who had been done wrong by other males, yet every time I did, I caught the short end of that stick, it left me sick, so now, I had no other choice, but to become the , I'm sorry it had to end like this, but this aint the end of this, I got so much more, see while you showed me there was somethin special with love, I just wanted to love ya , matter fact, I wanted to blow the back out of other chicks, but being stuck with you, that was gonna be kinda hard for me to do, so you know what boo, I just started lining up side pieces, some were dime pieces, others that wasnt, well they was always good for the head, see most of them hoes was good in bed, and it was one shorty, I remember it clear, I pulled her out a party and walked her to my car, I really wanted some jaw, but I had to be patient, I kissed her up for sometime, and I thought I would have that booty in no time, but she wanted me to leave you for her, and I said naw, girl you just a booty call, nothin more, so that aint occur, but for what its worth, I still got mine with my other dimes, now, baby, please stop ya cryin, cause hey, at least Im being honest with you, all those love stories have good endings, so I wanted to switch it, I wanted to give this one a disastrous ending, with no sequel possible, see mission impossible, is me ever havin true feelings for a chick, cause as long as I got two balls and a , I'm a stroke every I can til I'm under the sand, now, even though this ended the way it did, you should feel grateful, I mean, you was the main, I actually dropped on you green paper with dead faces, them other hoes, I just dropped semen on they faces, they got treated like sluts you, I actually gave a you know what most of the time, but anyways baby, I aint gone take up no more of ya time, just get some tissue and wipe ya eyes, in due time you'll be aight, but if it makes you feel any better, you did have some bombcooch, deuces(slams door and exits the house)
Artist JoeMac
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Glad you caught me cheatin
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