I just wanted to let you know that I hope he cheats on you
Even if its with a basic chickYou know, a 27 year old, no car, still at home, wearing braces chickShe's bipolar but her two faces are better than your one face chickShe don't wear Nike, she wear asics chickMaybe change her weave every week, gotta fake it til you make it chickBut in the event he upgrades, I hope she look so good that you admit your a haterYou'll say things like "Yeah well I can see why he'd date her."Cause while your smile brightens up a room, hers brightens up a whole venueWhile he was with you he saw the appetizers but now he sees the whole menuI hope her booty bigger than yours tooMaybe she can teach you how to dance and you can learn a thing or twoWhy do I say all this? Because of what you did to meSometimes I think about the situation and say "You've got to be kidding me"I don't think you know how much it was killing meSo I searched my heart and soul for my feelings I had for you and went on a killing spreeAll those memories of being with you shot by a .38A knife to the neck to the thoughts of it being fateThe love I had for you, beheaded in the streetsAnd I hope these patterns repeat for every other dude you meet