I’m not trying to offend

My Fat Black @$$!!!

I look upon the mirror
and what a horrid view 
I saw a lot or wrinkles
And a few rolls too

And when I went to turn
I look back upon the glass
All I could do was laugh
I didn’t have no ass!

My arms had wings
That should not have been there
And further inspection 
had man boobs!...that was the scare!

I had no muscles 
But that was no shock
I’m was very impressed
That I could see my (ha! that I was gonna say it, Huh!!!)

So I sat down with shock!
With that image still in my head 
And thought Slim fast, Richard Simmons…
naah! I wouldn’t be caught dead

I bought a couple of magazines
I bought a couple of books 
I went to a few websites 
All of them were F@#kin Crooks

One said do this!
One said do that!
All ...

I’m not trying to offend

Now I don’t know you

And I’m not trying to offend

But you could do with a wash

And some deodorant my friend

I have sit in silence and kept

It in way to long

But the smells off you are just

To funky!... to strong!

We have made remarks

we have dropped you hints

we have went as far

as giving you mints

but to our dismay

you seem to not care

and we had hoped you

 wouldn’t take us there

when you walk into the room

our stomachs get upset

and we whisper and murmur

“haven’t washed yet!”

your hair is unwashed

 your face is crusty

and your clothes are dirty

and your @$$ is musty

at first I was beating around t...