tell me why does her smile go to a frown
then after a while reverts back to a smile
I think she might be crazy
still I am… crazy
about her and her dysfunctional attitude
she’s unappreciative and lacks gratitude
she can be too intolerable and so damn rude
I tell myself, “Self, we don’t like herâ€
then I turn around and find a reason to love her
I know we have the least in common
she like pasta
I eat top ramen
she never has much to bring to the table
still I’m good and eating well on my label
she’s a vegetarian and calls me a carnivore
fine with me, I’ll eat chicken till thunder roars
she prays while I meditate
I like reptiles, she’s afraid of snakes
I say now, she says it has to wait
I like the door closed
she like it opened wide
she’s an exhibitionist
I seek out places to hide
she tells me, it’s a car
I call it my ride
she talks to me all of the time
I pay her no mind
translation, I do not OWE her any attention
therefore I do not have to PAY attention to her
not to mention
I gave to her a dozen red roses to… die
she gave to me a bushel of red apples to… rot
though it may seem crazy
to me she means a lot
sometimes I want to strike her like a match
sending her back to ash
sweep her up and dump her in the trash
this is an inside joke
so I laugh out loud till I choke
because I am… crazy
about her and her dysfunctional attitude